I’ve got a spider tattooed onto my left shoulder
It makes me jump every time I see myself in the mirror
You know that “Gimme, Gimme, Gimme” is my middle name
And that I’m one part Judas and another part Cain
The first step I took led me to the wrong side of town
And I’m the only rotten tooth in my family’s mouth
Ya, I’m the only rotten tooth in my family’s mouth
I’ve got a chip on each shoulder and a monkey on my back
I’m the only regret my Daddy has
Every step I take lands on a crack
My Mamma’s always bitching about the pain in her back
The day that I was born it rained like hell
And I’m the only rotten tooth in my family’s mouth
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I’m the only rotten tooth in my family’s mouth
Take more than pliers just to pull me out
I’m on the shady side of my family tree
That crooked little branch that wouldn’t grow straight
The little grease fire that you can’t put out
Ya, I’m the only rotten tooth in my family’s mouth
Black clouds fill the sky wherever I travel
My footsteps sound like a judge’s gavel
Hell spit me out and heaven don’t want me
Because I’m mean as a rattlesnake and twice as ugly
Won’t you write this on my stone before they lay me down
That I’m the only rotten tooth in my family’s mouth