Wintertime in Ontario
Brock Zeman
All them boys be itchin' to go ice fishing
They've been praying for all this snow
You better keep your eyes peeled Mama on your way home
For them snow mobiles crossing the road
And boys you'd better get your good times in
While the weathers still nice and cold
'Cause the Devil's way down in Mexico
He ain't got no winter coat
It's wintertime in Ontario
We're gonna get a load of snow
Another shot of brandy'll keep you from the cold
It's wintertime in Ontario
It's wintertime in Ontario
In the blink of an eye you'd swear that God
Spilled a bucket of white paint
There was a farm house over yonder an hour ago
And now there ain't
Makes you wonder if ol' man winter
Woke on the wrong side of the bed
Or maybe he's just getting so damned old
He's gone a little crazy in the head.
You oughta see my sweet little honey
She's living right across the bay
She's hotter than a woodstove if you're on time
And cold as ice if ever you ain't
She used to invite me over in the summer time
And nearly an hour I'd take
But now I just lace up my old ice skates
And I dance right across the lake.